Natural Born Kickers

From NBK Kickipedia

A WAKA kickball team born of a dream and founded on beer by David P. Brown in 2008.

Team color: Orange

Team motto: Carpe Cerevisi

Theme song: The Beer Song by Psychostick

The Natural Born Kickers are a professional kickball team based in Atlanta, Georgia. Although they have played mainly for WAKA kickball they do not officially claim affiliation to any league.

Contents 1 Franchise history 1.1 The Beginning: Spring, 2008 1.2 Growth of the Social Champions: Summer/Fall 2008 1.3 The Contraction Era: Winter 2008/2009 1.4 Re-expansion: Spring 2009 1.5 Divide and Conquer: Summer 2009 1.6 New Look, New Division: Fall 2009 1.7 The Largest NBK Yet: Winter 2010 2 NBK Social Life 2.1 Annual Events 2.1.1 NBy Awards 2.1.2 Las Vegas 2.1.3 Bowl N' Drink 2.1.4 Annual David and Kelly Brown No Relation Memorial Day Cookout and Pool Party 2.1.5 Float N' Drink 2.1.6 Repeal Day Pub Crawl 2.2 WAKA Parties 2.3 Special Occasions 2.3.1 Birthdays 2.3.2 Weddings 2.3.3 TWiz Party Bus 3 NBK Vernacular 3.1 Nicknames 3.2 NBK Kicktionary

Franchise history

The Beginning: Spring, 2008

Growth of the Social Champions: Summer/Fall 2008

The Contraction Era: Winter 2008/2009

Re-expansion: Spring 2009

Divide and Conquer: Summer 2009

New Look, New Division: Fall 2009

The Largest NBK Yet: Winter 2010

NBK Social Life

Annual Events

NBy Awards

Las Vegas

Bowl N' Drink

Annual David and Kelly Brown No Relation Memorial Day Cookout and Pool Party

Float N' Drink

Repeal Day Pub Crawl

WAKA Parties

Special Occasions

Birthdays

• 2009 Chitch's XXX Birthday Bash

Weddings

TWiz Party Bus

NBK Vernacular

Nicknames

Newcomers to NBK often find that within NBK people are rarely called by their given name. The fact that Brody is Brody is an oddity within itself. NBK's Nickname Review Board or NRB is in charge of assigning and propagating nicknames. Sometimes this happens in an official manner and sometimes this happens spontaneously, but regardless of which, it happens. The following are a list of NBKer's (or NBK Hanger-on's) nicknames:

• AA
• Baby Cakes
• BabyGap
• Bagel Bites
• Bagel Shop
• Berko
• BetterDave
• Big Dumb Animal
• Big Gay Douche
• Boobs
• Boy Wonder
• Buttjsexxx
• Cheese-It
• Chitch
• Chugger
• Crotch Explosion
• DPB
• FancyDave
• Fugedy
• GracieGrace
• HDub
• iTrev
• *JAJ*
• JKB
• Kicky
• Kiimmmmyy
• Knockers
• Mini-Weaver
• MVP
• One Flip
• Puma
• Scrappy
• Shmesus
• Short Stack
• Shrek
• Shutterbug
• The Missus
• TNT
• Tugedy
• TWiz
• Webster
• Wonder Bread
• Zompire

NBK Kicktionary

The NBK Kicktionary is your reference point so that you too can understand the following sentence: "Wow, I had like four pitchers of kickball, ended up at a clam bake, woke up in nature's mitten and my shmerpes is acting up... and there wasn't even a breakfast club!"